riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.

Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?

by Big Aus May 31, 2018

Riley-Jay

Riley-Jay Is gay and often makes up rumours about other people that are not true. She likes to lie about most things from boys to what she is allowed to do. Riley is a female that is obsessed with boys, mainly named Michael, Diego, Jordan, Tyrese and probably your boyfriend. She seeks attention from anyone and everyone who she meets and hates when people ignore her. She is self-centred and likes when the world revolves around her...She thinks that everyone likes her but, little does she know that no one cares.

Person 1: "Riley-Jay likes to suck her dad's dick!"
Person 2: "I saw the video... BHAHAHAHA..."

by PLAYERSONLY.1708..GAYPRIDE! April 20, 2022

The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019

Riley Forrester

negative kick height, low martial arts skill, negative stamina, terrified of will, likes men, is white

Luca: "Hey, what do you know about Riley Forrester?"
James: "GAY GAY GAY GAY"

by Enlarged Schlong October 24, 2023

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

riley aspin

albino who is ginger, gets burnt on a winter day

"wow, it's really cold out here, and riley aspin looks really burnt"

by hi1234567898765 December 19, 2017

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019