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Richard Dean Anderson 

Ha! He was in three:
-MacGyver
-LEGACY
-Stargate: SG-1
Everyone ALWAYS forgets Legacy. like all MacGyver fans forget about ALF
Probably because Legacy only lasted 1 season.

RDA, lately, has starred on Stargate: SG-1 as Colonel Jack O'Neill. But, that will shortly end. Why? Because he wants to spend more time with his daughter, so he's screwing the series. After 7 years, too!

To those in SG communities: I'm SSCarter. I've probably joined your BBoard, so say hi to me!
A friend of mine saw Richard Dean Anderson in the airport and went up to him and said hi. Isn't that awesome? this was before Stargate, though.
Richard Dean Anderson by Aya-kun February 26, 2004
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richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move
"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"
richard relocation by SurrealArt August 11, 2016

Richard Dawson

Richard Dawson, Noun:
1.) Host of Family Feud from 1976-1985, he was famous for groping the contestants, cracking witty and sometimes corny jokes, groping the contestants, sleeping with the contestants, kissing the contestants, and sometimes travelling through time. Was incredibly popular and remembered to this day.

2.) Killed Ray Combs.

3.) Appeared on Match Game from 1973-1978. All female contestants wanted to have sex with him

4.) Was "Newkirk" on "Hogan's Heroes" from 1965-71 and from 1971-73 was a regular on "Laugh-In"

Richard Dawson, Verb:
To kiss anyone, have sex with them or be charming.
1.) "Survey Says!"
2.) "I'm totally gonna Richard Dawson this chick"
Richard Dawson by Chuck Doogin April 30, 2007

Richard Dawkins 

A scientist infamous for being the most arrogant and biased intellectual in the world and largely for his devoted army of unintelligent fanboys, who will most likely vote down on this entry and all others that speak poorly of.
Richard Dawkins: "The crusades are a perfect example of how religion hurts the world."
Child: "But nearly all the crusaders hadn't even read the Bible. They were mostly in it to gain wealth, led by power-hungry popes who twisted religion for their advantage. They would've used other means to get people to do their bidding if religion didn't exist."
Richard Dawkins: "Nonsense. Atheists have never hurt anyone."
Child: "Oh. You must be forgetting Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong, two of the most infamous mass-murders and oppressive dictators in history. Don't worry, you've just got a less evolved mind."
Richard Dawkins: "But- but- The World Trade Centers! That happened because of religious teachings!"
Child: "Wow. One sour apple. One group. Let's just throw the baby out with the bath water. If one religion has malicious teachings, all religions must be evil. Riiiight..."

Richard Dawkins is a perfect example of why the dark ages came about. Arrogant and selfish men who made stuff up to get millions to do their bidding, while everyone else suffers (except rather than religion, he calls it "survival of the fittest").

Fortunately, Richard Dawkins is too fixed on destroying religion with twisted and made up facts to do anything else. Otherwise he'd be busy getting slavery reinstated, executing the disabled, and earning an honest living.
Richard Dawkins by STJosh October 11, 2007

Richard Dawkins 

Wrote woefully out-of-date book about genetics called The Selfish Gene. Wrote several equally boring books. Has never actually done anything remotely important in his field of study, except come up with a really stupid concept called a "meme". This concept is, like phlogiston, or the aether, not particularly helpful and is in fact downright harmful in the field of studying culture. The field of memetics has yet to produce a single worthwhile hypothesis or theory.
Dickie Dorkins (Richard Dawkins) wrote a book called the God Delusion, and used his own pretend-friend delusion of memes to rationalize his way through the book. This is called "irony".
Richard Dawkins by Stephen Jay Gould December 23, 2009

Richard Dawkins 

One of the most revolutionary scientists in the world.
Richard Dawkins by Atheist#2 May 18, 2010

Richard Reid Effect 

Definition: The act of a single individual or group of individuals having long-lasting policy ramifications for a whole population.
Background and derivation: Richard Reid, also known as the ‘shoe bomber,’ was a would-be assassin who was unable to light the fuse on his explosive-laden shoe on a transatlantic flight between Paris and Miami in October 2001. In 2003, he was convicted in U.S. Federal Court of having committed a terrorist act and is now serving a life sentence.
Since his conviction, passengers passing through security check points in airports must take off their shoes and have them x-rayed with their carry-on baggage. Had Reid been successful in destroying the aircraft midair, we all would be none the wiser and not be victims of the Richard Reid Effect.
Example: The alleged plot by British terrorists to blow up U.S.-bound jets with liquid explosives has led to another, Richard Reid Effect TSA policy limiting passengers to carrying only small bottles of liquids in airplane cabins.