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real man

1) an insult women use
2) women want a "real" man. someone who will treat her right and meet her needs. such as sex, love, romance.
3) A man who will stick up for a woman; Protect her.
4) A man who's a "man"
5) A man who's confident
1) I need a "real" man to satisfy me in bed
2) "I need a real man to hold me"
"I need a real man to fuck me long and hard and not get tired."
3) If another guy were to hit a woman's ass, then her man should say something rather than let her handle it
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by The Sweetest Thing November 17, 2005
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real american

Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.
Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*
by not me anymore September 10, 2008
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real Nirvana fan

Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit
Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.
by IAmTheNextRockstar April 20, 2011
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real music

Most often this term is used by people who think what they listen to is "real music" just because it is old or underground. In reality, half the bands they listen to suck just as bad as anything on MTV.
Just because the Sex Pistols are old, doesn't mean they are good.
by Brittany March 14, 2005
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Real Men

Real Men is defined as a Male who does not use straws ever, to start a enviornmental movement to save the turtles.
Waitress from Top Golf, "Here's your water" . Real men replies, "SAVE THE TURTLES!"
by Save the turtles dude February 18, 2019
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"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
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Real Shin Megami Tensei Game

A phrase used by people who will never feel the touch of a women.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.
Play a Real Shin Megami Tensei Game like DemiKids or Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.
by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020
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