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ralph

A guy who must beat their girlfriend at everything possible and never succeeds.
Don't be a Ralph or she'll leave you.
by Werita November 10, 2004
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Raphael

I have a raphael
by Hello028 April 15, 2020
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by Dank drak May 7, 2019
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Ralph

really gay for robots and attracted for teachers attracts douche bags aka Connor destroys relationships
by yomomma12333801 April 13, 2010
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Ralphorynchus

A pterodactyl-like dinosaur that looks much like Ralph Drabble. Often flies around the house with sweatpants on its legs and tennis shoes on its feet. While capable of flight, the Ralphorynchus can also walk. It is often accompanied by its wife dinosaur, the Juneorynchus, who chases it if it makes fun of her exercise. As in the July 6, 2010 'Drabble'.
The Ralphorynchus: Hey honeybunch, great workout! You might wanna try a few sit ups too.

The Juneorynchus: (Screeches) You crazy dino-bird!! We don't have much abs, how can we do sit ups? We get enough on them just flying around.

The Ralphorynchus: You are so crazy! Maybe I should do all this while you eat! The human Drabbles did it the other way around. The human Ralph Drabble while the human June was working out.

The Juneorynchus: (lets out a high pitched screech) This is for your own good. Give me 20 laps around this house! And I don't mean flying! You better start jogging, boy!

The Ralphorynchus: I should thank her. Now she's got me jog-flying!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 21, 2011
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Ralphie M

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.
Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.
by One Happy Brock July 8, 2011
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ramphany

Ramphany is a fucking banger chik who loves rice and egg rolls
Ramphany is so fucking hot she gave me a boner and I just want to fuck her so hard in her tight little pussy
by Hippie dick February 15, 2018
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