Riley and Molly

Literally made for each other. Molly and Riley love each other unconditionally, even if sometimes they don’t see it. They both often doubt their relationship, but they are really in love. They are always cuddling and make their single friends feel really lonely. They can’t stand time away from each other, and find it hard to talk over the phone and make plans together. They always write meaning full things to each other. They are the most amazing people out there, and the cutest couple <3

Riley and Molly are so cute together.

I wish I could be in a happy relationship like Riley and Molly.

by Dead Sock December 21, 2021

The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019

Teddy Rileying

Doing too much or Overkill.

Superproducer Teddy Riley overproduction during his verzus battle against Babyface. thou sall not teddy rileying

by highflyer10 April 19, 2020

Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021

Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

riley aspin

albino who is ginger, gets burnt on a winter day

"wow, it's really cold out here, and riley aspin looks really burnt"

by hi1234567898765 December 19, 2017