Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

EGLI PUNANI

Egli means ugly and PUNANI means vagina.

Oh my god!
Look at that girl, she is a Egli Punani.

by V.Moen March 10, 2017

aqua punani

A vagina which is utilized underwater involving a penis . Both male and female are in intercourse at this very moment

Dave fucked her aqua punani yesterday at that house party

by pseufhgygdyfhnhg December 22, 2017

The Putang Pinch

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants

Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since

by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

sour punani energy

When someone gives off bad vibes and is just a generally bitter person.

Tiffany: Shut the fuck up! It’s quiet time.
Bartholomew: Gurl you need to tame your sour punani energy.

by Balletdancer2004 August 21, 2019

Bitch Pukanon

A man who meets a woman at a beach party, and invites her to his house. Then they get both heavily drunk and he vomits all over her body while having sex.

Alan: Hey, how was your weekend?
David: Oh man, I went full Bitch Pukanon on Jenny on Sunday.

by BitchPukanon September 7, 2019

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019