A man of urban legend said to have stalked and harrassed young men in the area around St Helens in Merseyside. He reportedly approched youths at gymns and rugby clubs and asked to feel their muscles. Other myths about purple aki includine him carving his initials into their buttocks and playing naughts and crosses on them with a knife.
A man called Akinwale Arobieke, was imprisoned in Liverpool in 2003, he was said to be the real Purple Aki.
More info is available on the net if you look.
A man called Akinwale Arobieke, was imprisoned in Liverpool in 2003, he was said to be the real Purple Aki.
More info is available on the net if you look.
by Rachel June 19, 2006
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1. A purple plant
2. female genitals
verb.
1.to cause extreme pleasure through a strange system of sex.
2. Female masturbation.
3. to give someone two black eyes
adjective
1. Homosexuals "purple flowers"
1. A purple plant
2. female genitals
verb.
1.to cause extreme pleasure through a strange system of sex.
2. Female masturbation.
3. to give someone two black eyes
adjective
1. Homosexuals "purple flowers"
I gave her a purple flower last night.
Look at those purple flowers over there.
She purple flowered in the bathroom.
Look at those purple flowers over there.
She purple flowered in the bathroom.
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Get the purple headed battering ram mug.So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
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