Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

Purple Binky

When a black man does ass to mouth

Kanye West is the king of the Purple Binky

by hannaharendt August 22, 2018

Purple Camel

When a girl gets pounded so much her vagina turns purple and leads to a purple camel toe.

Dude she got pounded by 5 guys last night, im sure she has a purple camel from that.

by Trickyt_ January 24, 2022

Purple Glowstick

A sexual practice in which a girl snaps a guy's dick like a glowstick, making it turn purple.

Emily: Soooo... how did it go with Bob??
Jennifer: He pissed me off so I gave him a purple glowstick.

by Ale&Dav March 27, 2021

purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.

The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.

by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021