Skip to main content
A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke
Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”
Puddle by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

Puddle slut 

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.
Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

Puddle puppies 

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe
Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone
Puddle puppies by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puddle pussy 

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers
Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21
Puddle pussy by The Dude23 August 29, 2022

Puddle Love 

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
Puddle Love by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

Puddle Love 

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
Puddle Love by Gentlycough September 20, 2022