pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips

"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"

by Dearergoose October 10, 2017

Slam pocket

N.,
1. Slang for the female sexual organ
2. A deep vagina
3. If she's a skank, its more of a deep pocket or a ravine

1. "Yeah, I'd shove it in her slam pocket."

2. "There's not a lot of foliage around her slam pocket."

by Beastmaster September 17, 2004

stink pocket

1.A vagina that is less than fresh smelling.

2.A girl who has questionable hygene issues.

"I thought about going out with her until i caught a whiff of her stink pocket."

by So To Speak September 27, 2006

Disco Pocket

The term given to the vast amount of loose coins left in one's pocket after a night out on the town.

Mate 1: Have you got a tenner I can borrow to take down the pub?
Mate 2: No mate, only a load of 'Disco Pocket' from last night.

by Bags1987 December 25, 2008

ghetto pocket watch

a cell phone carried only for use of its clock after the cell phone company has cut its service.

my check to verizon bounced, so now i have a ghetto pocket watch

by randombufalo July 26, 2009

banana pocket

Using painters tape around a whole banana.. microwaving it for about 30 seconds, cut the end off, squish out the banana, then using the peal held together by the tape as a pocket pussy.

"Mitchell made sweet sweet lovins to that banana pocket "

by theforcewasinher September 18, 2016

Rotten hot pocket

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong

"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"

by Breakroom May 31, 2014