Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021

halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor

by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021

Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem

Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."

by Justadreamr July 29, 2015

FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021

Karen problem

A problem that is not really a problem

TERFS on transsexual people asking to be called by prefered pronoun: Erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives.
Me: This is a good example of a Karen problem

by xCiicii June 30, 2020