perfection!!!!!!!

I love Good Charlotte. The people who say they suck just don't like their certain type of music and need to stop hating.They will always rule in my opinion!!(Also,Billy is all out sexy)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

yield protection

Something that rich, white, private-school educated college applicants complain about when they are rejected from a top school over a person with a lower ACT/SAT score, GPA, AP classes, etc.

Students who complain about yield protection don't deserve to be admitted into the specific college in the first place. They are sore losers, and don't realize that "daddy's money" can't get them everything.

"I have a 3.8 GPA, took only one AP class and I got into NYU!"

"Wow, good for you. I was rejected from NYU. It was definitely yield protection."

by fuji8 March 26, 2021

Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.

1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."

by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

perfect/perfection

the contemplated object/subject ONLY when concluded to be of the utmost pleasantness or appropriateness, according to one's own idiosyncratic preferences, and since it relies on those preferences, perfection is not testable.

You should find yourself to be perfect, or at least strive to be.

by Talula Honey January 28, 2004

cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.

"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.

by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011

general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003