self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012

superior posterior

better than average ass, large ass.

"She has a superior posterior compared with that flat-assed girl"

by Lick Her Assman March 10, 2014

Penis Poster

One who frequently takes pictures of their penises and posts them on social networks

e.g

"That new kid in school is a total penis poster"

by RandomUsername May 20, 2014

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018

Horny Poster

A poster that is horny

He's a horny poster!

by Grimlock69 July 25, 2020

habitual wall poster

One who constantly posts on others facebook walls.

Adrienne is such a habitual wall poster, she wrote on my wall 5 times in a row after she found out about me and her mother.

by Drobe1 March 31, 2009