Bar Pocket

When you wake up the morning after going to a bar and you reach in your front pocket to find small bills wadded up in a bunch. The result of not putting change back in your wallet after buying drinks.

Man, we hit the bars last night and now I have serious bar pocket.

by J-Smitty February 16, 2009

empty pockets

A chick that has no ass. The back pockets of her pants are empty and deflated.

That chick was pretty hot, but she had no ass; she had empty pockets.

by Mospaniard May 31, 2006

meat pocket

a very nice well folded pussy

jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!

by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011

tuna pocket

the severely unkempt genitalia of a woman who lacks both hygiene and common sense. her "free spirit" causes her pubic hair to act as a strainer (think pasta), catching anything and everything it comes into contact with. as it gathers debris, it emits a lethal stench, much like that of rotten fish. it can also be referred to as a "clam lip"

for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.

"dude, that woman smells. she must have one helluva tuna pocket"

by My friggin' Name July 12, 2006

Pocket Rocket

A boner

“Oh Tyler over there has a pocket rocket”

by Uhhhwtf April 19, 2018

Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.

I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.

by D a n December 16, 2007

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018