Pirate Hooker 

An awesome cat who lives on whore island

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.

Pirate Hooker by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

Pirate Ship 

to be simply orgasmic.

Trish: That guy in the movie was sooo pirate ship.
Deb: Oh my god I know!

Pirate Ship by Shayna daccccckkkmen March 18, 2008

Pirate's Eye 

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

Pirate's Eye by littlenis May 1, 2009

Pirate Value 

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."

Pirate Value by Laneus August 23, 2009

Pirate Vendor 

A streetside vendor that sells pirated movies, music, and video games. Often found in SE asia and china.

Bob was selling 10-in-1 dvd's that he claimed to have bought from a streetside vendor in thailand. Pirate Vendor alert...

Pirate Vendor by Halvor October 12, 2009

pirate bag 

When you simply tea bag a pirate.

Let's pirate bag this bitch.

pirate bag by Germy Bullfrog November 16, 2010

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

Pirate 'Stache by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012