Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

Chest puffer

A person who thinks he's a fighter but in confrontations just walks up and puff his chest acting bigger than he really is and tries to sort out a conflict by just sizing up against his opponent but not actually willing to fight

He puffed his chest as he was arguing . Looking like a chest puffer

by TommyGun DeJesus May 30, 2018

Stuff & Puff

The art of tucking your testicles between your legs and stuffing your own scrotum into your rectum. The final act is farting out the scrotum.

Josh: What are you up to tonight, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I’m gonna go home, drink a few beers and do a little Stuff & Puff.

Josh: What is that?
Bobby: I’m gonna stuff my nuts into my ass and fart them out!

by Catwrencher October 5, 2018

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

charcoal puffer

A phrase arising from the medieval alchemists of old. It refers to someone who who puffs and blows on charcoal in order to get more heat from it, that is a person who is full of wind (shit). It is synonymous with the phrase "To blow smoke up someone's ass". It also refers to someone who expertly talks about a subject with no real knowledge of what they are actually talking about. See also: bellow blower.

Don't listen to that charcoal puffer, they don't know what they are talking about.

by ol'alchemist December 9, 2021