Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

pencil breaker

Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.

Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable

by Randomgirl10 September 5, 2016

pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

by egag and yesak August 14, 2016

Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.

Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

Foot Pencil

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser

“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020