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tone my pen down 

When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly
James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
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Stealing a pen 

A stupid slut named frey let’s a girl “steal his pen” which is code for “screw hailegh im going to go have sex with this girl that just stole my pen because i love sex and am trying to get to 70 kisses”
being defined: stealing a pen

girl- hey why did u steal my pen?
frey- i want to have sex with you!
Stealing a pen by Rock67383 September 1, 2022

fugee pen 

A detention centre (read penitentiary) for asylum seekers and refugees.
Dude, I was in the fugee pen for two years before they let me out.
fugee pen by Konrad West June 30, 2005

Bull Pen 

The spot where you are standing in the room when your about to have sex for the very first time with that certain girl and she goes to freshen up in the bathroom.
"She kept me in the Bull Pen before we got started."
Bull Pen by Slappy Fack & PaPa ZiTT November 30, 2006

Eppy Pen 

1. The Pen/Personal Needle A Diabetic Uses
2. An Implement Used To Poke/Prod Someone To A High Point Of Anger, Until They Have A Fit
1. 'He Needs His Eppy Pen To Survive'
2. 'We Eppy Penned Him 'Till He Spazzed Out'
Eppy Pen by 100walrus December 29, 2006

milk pen 

Scribble that milk pen on me baby!
milk pen by Face Stilts January 4, 2009