Helicopter Parent

What a Lazy parent calls a good parent, one who watches their children

Clay was very attentive with his child on the playground, he ws often a helicopter parent at birthday parties as well.

by DrizzlyLyon September 9, 2018

Parendicular

The mathmatical theorem that states that two lines that are perpendicualr to the same line are parallel to eachother.

Dude, those lines are so totally parendicular it's not even funny.

by Will's idea October 30, 2007

ParentArium

A place for parents to go and find their inner peace, like in a Arium

Those parents need some time to themselves away from the kids to re-energize their emotional strength. They should take a break at the parentarium.

by mothergamer October 18, 2010

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008

Paden

A pervert who likes to get down and dirty with all types of men. A paden usually likes using tooth brushes to dig out men’s anus and then uses it for teeth cleaning. Padens usually like to wrestle and squirm around with men in a twin size bed. He has brown hair and brown eyes and has no life and no friends.

Dude my sex Ed teacher tried to do me in the class closet, he’s such a Paden

by anonymous December 4, 2018

Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.

Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!

by rhtjx November 11, 2020