by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 31, 2020
"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 28, 2012
by hitler July 30, 2004
someone who is overrated. however, i dont agree that everyone is saying. example: calling her anorexic is offensive to anerexic people. anerexia is a disease not a choice or flaw. shes alright in my opinion.
by Lil Cutiex3 April 13, 2006
I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear
"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
by honest pessidog fan August 08, 2023
Mr. Paris is a really annoying teacher who think wearing a vest looks good, and who thinks he can be on America’s got Talent for teaching his cat how to play fetch but we all know he will not succeed.
Mr. Paris is a big bully
by A person who is amazing May 06, 2018