Oomen

Not to be confused with Omen - Oomen(s) is a universal unit of measurement that helps measure anything such as; distance, time, quantity, value, mass, volume, temperature, luminosity, length, and more.

In the Dutch language, it means uncle.

"How tall is that building?"
"I would say about 23 Oomen."

"When did you go to the police convention?"
"I went 2 oomens ago, so about 2022."

"How much does she weigh?"
"Let's call a spade a spade, she's definitely 5 oomens heavy."

by TroutCatcher December 4, 2024

Oompavile

To be accepted by the opposite gender sexually and be active with them

I was an oompavile to her

by Pneumatically Forbidden December 27, 2024

oomc

One of my clannies, used to refer to members of your MMORPG clan

xX_grimelshgnasher72_Xx: Gonna do some raids to earn some quick gold
AlexanderTheNotSoGreat: chase that bag oomc

by Joey RHubarb December 27, 2024

oomba toomba

When someone of malice intent (Or malice himself) pops out or arrives to the function with a pep in his step

oomba toomba, I hope my eyes aren’t deceiving me!

by Gage krogman January 1, 2025

Oomahosp

It’s a weird word. Just like you.

Person 1: You’re so weird.. You’re a Oomahosp.
Person 2: Bro what

by D0G0N0G January 24, 2025

oomo

Abbreviation for (one of my oppositions) or (one of my opps)

*Used in online discourse* "My oomos are getting on my nerves!" "Sup oomo? Did you know you're WRONG?"

by LV TV February 3, 2026

oomfcrit

Socking someone real hard in the gut, but in a kinky way.

I pulled girlie’s leash hard and close so I could land a real sweet oomfcrit on her and she was moaning for air.

by sopmub March 6, 2026