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Onion People

A mischievous group of aliens that live n another planet.

The do not resemble onions, oh no. Their planet has many layers, like an onion.
They consider themselves superior and want to study the human race. They’re generally humanoid, as I understand it but they are not humans, not at all.

We do see them in our lives, but they erase our memories. You almost never know when you’ve been a victim of the Onion People, as they send you back to the exact second they took you so you never know.

No one knows how they came to be, or what they feed on. (Though it is believed that their obsession with onions is obvious in their everyday diets)
There powers have made them all but impossible to study.
We do know, however, if you dont escape they keep you forever.
Only a select few know of there existence through keen observarion. When you lose you’re train of thought, you'r eyes get all wattery for no reason, or something magically disappears, that is the work of the Onion People.

You have been warned.
Person 1: Yeah, man it was....wait.....what was i saying?
Person 2: i dont know...what where we even talking about?
Person 1: do you think the Onion People got us?
Person 2:shit man, they must have. Are my eyes are a little wattery? Yours are.
Person 1: Yeah man, shoot. Well at least we escaped.
by Love_Said_no April 22, 2009
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dirty onion ring

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
by Scott January 9, 2004
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onion

A mild insult for someone,
like calling someone a spoon

or it could be a good thing.
Therefore if someone should say you are a 'good onion' its alll gooood :D
Bob: i forgot my homework again
Gurinda: Lol, you onion



Aaron: Hey, ive made some friends that are nice to me

Kat: Tell you're friends i like them Aaron, they are Good Onions :)
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Onion Bag

1)Extremely large scrotum

2)Football goal netting
1) I've got a proper onion bag

2)I wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase "onion bag"
by Football Pundit March 12, 2009
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Creamy Onion

When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.
Chris: What Happened to you?

Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.
by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006
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ONION

vegetable with *layers*
not to be confused with: "cake" or "parfait"
"Ogres are like onions."
by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003
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