dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 29, 2017
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tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
by stretcharmdick October 05, 2014
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 23, 2018
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good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed
Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
by Brokenheart0116 December 01, 2017
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tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
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Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number
Number tree was unsure if his name was a number
by Foomin October 10, 2021
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Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.
Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”
by llamaluvr98 July 02, 2019
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