Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.
Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.
by AltiorPotentia April 02, 2021
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A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.
Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom
by StraightGay46 October 30, 2019
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The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
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He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.
person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know
by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022
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Craig is a piece of shit. He’s a real soy boy, a loser, a freak, a dumb baby diaper head.
Man, I hope my date doesn’t turn out to be a Craig
by Cltcltclt November 23, 2021
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Craig is the universally accepted name for boys younger then you specifically year 7s
Sam:Look at all those Craig’s

Wilf: They think that they’re cool but they’re names are craig
by BoredNurse January 10, 2020
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To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
by CaymanMNF February 20, 2024
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