wesson oil party

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
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Striking White Oil

Jerking off and cumming or getting a handjob and cumming
One Girl to Another: Guys just spend way too much time striking white oil

Another: I know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive

Girl: The world might be a better place

Another: Hmmm, or worse, because they'd be more sexually frustrated....
by sarasplayroom.com August 27, 2009
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burn the midnight oil

to work diligently, especially late into the night
I had to burn the midnight oil to get that done.
by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2009
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Dirty Oil Rig

The act of pouring vegetable oil in a girl's anus and pumping it out with your penis. Depending on the girl it might come out a little dirty!
Person 1: I heard you Dirty Oil Rigged Chelsea last night

Person 2: Yeah I struck oil. It made a huge mess and her parents were pissed.
by DoubleD22 January 01, 2012
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Olive Oil Supreme

Slappin' some olive oil on a big old set of tittys then titty fucking them until ejaculation.
Man last night I served up a huge olive oil supreme on that chick with the big rack
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BP Oil Spill

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 01, 2010
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Texas Oil Rig

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.
I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.
by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005
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