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Your "slave number" is another term for your Social Security Number which is issued by your master (or owner)-The government...
COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.
by DonZILLA November 14, 2013
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Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.
by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012
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number one

Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.
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The Number 8

A sex position.

The man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a crap, as the girl is sitting on his lap fucking him. The girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. Both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. The male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. The girl must be in mid-labor and the male is fucking the baby back into the womb. Both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.

The only way The Number 8 is completed is if the man successfully ejaculates with all of the above occurring.
Frank: Wow John, you look awful...and you smell awful...and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms...what happened?

John: I just completed The Number 8...

Frank: Thats impressive.
by Alekz Rainoldz March 8, 2008
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THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)
This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS
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FUNNY NUMBERS!

What people say when they see someone repping 69 or 420 in their name on a video game.
Call Me Kevin: HAHAH! FUNNY NUMBERS! FUNNY NUHUMBERSSS
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
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