I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire

Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.

by Heidra January 1, 2018

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014

No air in my tires

you are really tired and/or you have no energy to stay on your feet. tires=feet

Me: I had such a long day at school today. I got no air in my tires."

by meriweather April 2, 2006

Belgium Fat Tire

Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.

Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"

by Patel Richardson June 4, 2010

Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.

When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004