A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
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I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money
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Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
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Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.
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