Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

by Soup$ June 28, 2016

Death Noodles

An expression originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland, to describe noodles cooked in mexican spices. Most usually eaten when people are drunk and don't know any better.

(a person to his friends at 3am on a saturday night): "here anyone fancy some death noodles?"

by Fluffter March 27, 2009

noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

by King Chre July 3, 2011

ramen noodles

In the simplest terms, sodium soup.

Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

Noodle Dip

The sexual act of inserting a flacid (limp) penis into a woman's mouth or vagina.

My friend Louie noodle dipped some chick last night.

That chick was so loose that I could noodle dip her pussy.

by D-Rock C August 29, 2009

poop noodle

After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.

I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

by shenugh April 4, 2009