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Noah

Hey shorty “Noah”
by Yo ugly man October 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a very attractive person that usually gets white girls. He is very charismatic and outgoing. He does have problems with his hair, he suffers from dandruff. Noah is also usually good at every video game.
by Nollop April 30, 2019
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Noah

One who is mixed, voice sounds slightly gay, and they simp... big time. Although there is one person in their heart, and his name is troll face
Noah is mega gay.
by konner28 August 13, 2021
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Noah

The cutest person ever who everyone loves and he loves the cutest ones to
Person 1 who’s that

Person 2 Is it a Noah
by Noah Bowels October 8, 2018
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Noah

A simp or a furry and thats about it
1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
by pro memer February 20, 2020
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Noah

Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god it’s Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019
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Noah

That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
AHH everyone run Noah is cumming.
AHH everyone run Noah is not eating he WANTS FOOD!!!!!
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