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Noah
Typically a male figure, a Noah is a really really really really really super fat kid who at some point in existence has long hair resembling a lions mane. The Noah is commonly found in rural to suburban areas nesting, but migrates during skate season. Commonly associated with trash.
Dude, that Noah just stole my Cheeseburger!
I swear I saw a Noah just like that in the African Safari
I swear I saw a Noah just like that in the African Safari