Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016

Turbo

A chem (drug) in the fallout New Vegas universe. It is a jet inhaler with the opening facing inwards towards a hair spray can, which it is duct taped to. Oddly enough, despite being named turbo, it has the effect of slowing everything down, including the player, their move speed, their attacks, enemies attacks, their move speed, etc. Outside of this context, a turbo is a device used in the automotive industry, which boosts the acceleration and top speed of a car by increasing the amount of air that enters the engine through its ability to compress air, which means that in a given amount of space there are more oxygen particles than there would be otherwise without the turbo, and thus, combustion capabilities are increased.

That fiend took turbo and they've been tweaking on that mattress for 4 hours now. I wanted to snatch the mentats in their pockets but they were shaking so violently I didn't dare to touch them.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 2, 2023

Turbo Divvy

A next level Chav

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!

by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021

turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.

idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.

by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024

turbo trace

a durry munching, nang puffing slag

“there goes turbo trace, what a slag.”

by hazeeyes April 10, 2024