strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Strapped

The new 2024 term for “Packin”
To have a large penis
I’m starting this new trend
Forget packin, homie strapped.

Max was packin 10” on a bad day. This dude is strapped!!

by MaxStiffman69 June 9, 2024

strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.

Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.

by im u fucking sadist17 September 28, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Chattanooga Chin Strap

When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.

Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.

by ChanceTR August 14, 2015

Strap struck

The lesbian equivalent of dickmatised.

Person 1 : I honestly think I've found the one.
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck

by Jaikai March 25, 2021

dinky strap

An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..

Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.

Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope

by SSHandler June 1, 2016