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Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
by Angrydriver May 13, 2022
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spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway
by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015
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Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.
Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.
by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018
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Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!
by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022
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Korean Spread aka Kspread

When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it
Bro I was in the bathroom, came out and Sujiyama was in a korean spread aka kspread
by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024
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liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex
dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019
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Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.
Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022
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