salt shaker

hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos

she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite

by calistyle April 20, 2004

Salt Shaker

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds

I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me

by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003

Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015

salt lamp

when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.

he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp

by dr. smiski September 21, 2019

salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

Salt Rocket

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.

She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.

by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004

salt sack

Sodium chloride and a sack.

Brandon:Dude we should do a B & E.

Nigel:Not yet you Salt Sack.

by xBLOODSHEDx December 22, 2007