Muddy nipples

When you get done hitting it raw dog in the poop shoot, and she jumps up and drags that muddy crack across your nips.

Jon:"bro"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"

by Mudslide69 August 21, 2017

Moist nipples

A word that makes people cringe inside

Abbigayle cringed at the word "moist nipples" because her friend emalee kept saying it.

by Fetus of a goat March 6, 2019

goose-bump nipples

When your nipples get so hard they get goosebumps.

Also referred to as goose nips.

Mikey went outside in the cold weather and came back in with goose-bump nipples.

by Goose nips March 11, 2016

Gorilla nipples

When a person has nipples that look like you are able to mold them like you would with Play-Doh (usually small but pointy)

"Dude I saw this guy the other day who sculpted his gorilla nipples so well that they looked like bananas hanging from his tits."

by Eisenhower Tursnick August 29, 2011

Pink Nipples

Toast used on guys' night out or whenever girlfriends/wives are not around.

Guy: Pink nipples!
Friends: PINK NIPPLES!!!!!!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

silver dollar nipples

a pair possessed ONLY by Sturm Brightblade!

HotL Crew: Sturm then ordered...
...an MJ cologne-milkshake...
...it soothed his...
Sturms Mustache: Silver dollar nipples!

by Mulleted Hessian! October 30, 2003

skinny nipples

when somebody has small fake boobs with acne on them

taylor has no boobs so she is called skinny nipples

by jg81 July 1, 2006