New Jersey Circumcision 

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

New Jersey Circumcision by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

New Jersey Sober 

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.

He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.

New Jersey Sober by WordSend77 July 24, 2024

new jersey dumpling 

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

new jersey dumpling by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

new jersey dumpling 

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

new jersey dumpling by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

New Jersey Shower Nozzle by bighanky May 2, 2024

New Jersey Love Letter 

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

New Jersey Love Letter by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

New Jersey Bread Basket 

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

New Jersey Bread Basket by jackbosgames March 29, 2025