weed needles

Something asshole teaches of over strict parents say to be dramatic. Kids they don't exist so if anybody tells you that about them tell them they are fucking retarted

You failed another test if you keep this up you will do weed needles.

by pussypounder24 October 18, 2015

thread the needle

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009

Needlepeen

A guy with an extremely thin penis, similar to the girth of a needle.

LMAO guys have you heard? Ron has a needlepeen!

by The real niederman September 24, 2023

nerdling

from the origin zergling, hailing from the Starcraft Series of games. This is a name for a nerdy starcraft player

Dude, why are you such a nerdling?

by strivEEE September 27, 2010

nerdler

Adjective to describe one who noodles around on the weekends.

All of Pat's friends called him a nerdler. He would spend all of his spare time goofing off.

by Don H. December 22, 2007

Needle-fucking the e

Running low on gas in your automobile.

While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018