Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

by I post dumb words May 17, 2018

naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Katie naked

An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.

"You know what? Katie naked."
"Omg ewwwww!"

by What am I like? March 26, 2008

naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make eye contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do

"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin" 3 times, run unless u want dwarfism"

by doug the one that isnt real December 13, 2008

Naked delivery

A delivery company where a naked woman delivers the packages.

Kathy is doing naked delivery.

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

Duck Naked

This is a word that refers to naked ducks...especially to Donald Duck when he literally loses his shirt!

What do you get when a Duck has no feathers?

Duck Naked!

by MrCleveland September 17, 2011

naked bowling

during a camping trip or other event when there are multiple men or women sleeping in sleeping bags together and one of the people yells "NAKED BOWLING" and then gets out of the bag and rolls over the other sleepers.

Note: all sleepers must b of the same gender

man i can't believe kyle went naked bowling in the tent last week, my mouth was open and everything

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim December 5, 2007