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Myspace Tom 

A stalker on myspace that always is your first friend...STALKER!!!
Who is Myspace Tom?!!?!? Is he stalking me?!?!
Myspace Tom by o_O... March 9, 2009

Myspace Angles 

When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.
Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?

Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.
Myspace Angles by Karma_II April 22, 2009

Myspace whore 

A Myspace user who adds as many friends as they possibly can (including people they don't know), beg for comments and picture comments, and treat Myspace as a huge part of their life.

(Not to be confused with a Myspace sluts, which post slutty pictures of themselves)
1) If you have 400+ friends, you are probably a Myspace whore.

2) There was a huge fight at my sister's friend's school. Some girls were so mad that they threatened each other to take them off of their Top 8. (I'm not joking) These are Myspace whores.
Myspace whore by penoose March 26, 2008
A versatile 'space' on the web, where any person can create a brief representation of themself. This privilidge if abused, because being deceitful is so easy, but what can you expect from the internet?

Myspace offers a huge confidence boost for those that are "hot" and didn't know it. Provided is a great way to write one's thoughts and feelings out, and then get feedback from anyone all over the world.

Myspace can be used to meet people and upgrade your understanding of the world, but many incompetant people simply write nothing of any substance and post a picture. I wish there was a seperate service called boringspace for them.

All around, myspace is what you make of it, whether that be a stalker source or an information hub.
J.M. - "Please explain hang gliding to me. I have always admired people who soar over my head, but I don't know what it takes for me to start the sport.

Updraft - "First of all, it is incredible! The feeling of floating on air cannot be explained by anything but the actual experience. I suggest that you find a small club with a beginner hill. After a few practic trys and getting the feel for your glider, you can try something really exciting. Good luck!
myspace by J.M.M. May 10, 2005
A website orginally created for bands to put up ads free. But is now american teen's favorite online hangout.Where people have a unrealstic amount of friends. Everyone has a Myspace or is told constantly to get one. Also people spend unhealth amount of time on the site checking their mail every second, uploading pictures, or perfecting their profile. Everyone post 98576x bulletins ordering everyone else to comment their new picture that looks like the other 10 but has one thing changed. And where people try to find their soulmate and find up finding a 40 year old perv.
Almost everyone in my school has a MySpace.
If you don't you are socially outcasted.
MySpace by Poetic Soul April 13, 2006

myspace loner

A person who doesn't have any real friends in school but has loads of friends on MySpace and most of them are people that are added randomly using the browse feature, celebrities, and whores.
Jim: Staci is such as loner... she doesn't have any friends in school.
Kyle: Check out her MySpace... I heard she has about 600 friends and most of them are just random people that I don't even know.
Jim: Yeah, right... she's a MySpace loner all right.
myspace loner by The Prepster September 5, 2007