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Muddy Moose

A Muddy Moose is a move performed during sexual intercourse. This clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in anal sex. Both men perform anal sex as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males penis'. When the action is done they hold their penis' over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream "Muddy Moose!".
Ross and Ben hold their dicks high above Cedies head as a deafening Muddy Moose roar travels through the hallway.
Muddy Moose by vamman311 November 16, 2009
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Muddy Lizard 

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

Mundeazy 

One who is a excellent shooter in basketball, especially from 3point territory.
mundeazy for threazy
Mundeazy by Fiftycent February 28, 2003

Muddy Carpetbagger 

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.
Muddy Carpetbagger by oaclo July 23, 2007

muddy canoe

when the beastieality porn star king known as manny the tube steak wrangler gets his gaping gunt filled with fecal matter
Dayyyuumm BITCH! WHY YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YA PUSSY AGAIN ?! "sorry hunny i got a muddy canoe from an ostrich earlier"

muddy canoe by Pawww! February 15, 2009

Mundance 

A series of rhythmical movements performed in honour of a dull or mundane situation. Often accompanied with a positive vocal in the form of a "yay", "yeah", or "woo-hoo"
Diana and Frank decided to have a little mundance to celebrate that Diana had to leave for work
Mundance by Froodles August 20, 2013

muddy taco 

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.
muddy taco by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013