Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

Murchie

to be impulsive but purely in a goofy, fun way. Usually related to alcohol.

My flatmate got hammered last night, went a bit Murchie and woke up in Zurich!

by snidewinder June 2, 2011

Munchi

A hot Mexican guy who is shorter and light-skinned. Munchis are considerate and very loving. Munchis are rare.

If you get a hot little Munchi you better treat him right!

by J.J. Hernandez October 22, 2019

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”

“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”

by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023