crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

crotch mullet by Anonymous February 11, 2003

uber-mullet 

A mullet on steroids. So long, it's ridiculous, and it's even more of a mistake than its baby, the mullet.

e.g. Billy Ray Cyrus had an uber-mullet.

uber-mullet by jazzrock March 15, 2007

Manhattan Mullet 

The Manhattan Mullet is another name for the Brooklyn Blowout, or simply the Blowout. It is commonly worn by douchey wanna-be guidos and commonly found at the Jersey shore or New York City.

Tom: "Look at that guy's Manhattan mullet!"
Jane: "Yeah he's just letting everyone know he's a tool."

Manhattan Mullet by ManhattanMulletKiller September 1, 2009

brazilion mullet 

a shaved/waxed coochie, but still having a hairy butthole

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilion mullet!

brazilion mullet by taintripper January 1, 2012

Dirty Mullet 

a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.

"Wow, look at that girl over there with the Dirty Mullet, she had short hair last night."

Dirty Mullet by VNB March 22, 2005

wardrobe mullet 

an outfit in which one part states "business" and the other screams "party". wardrobe mullets are more common in middle-aged women.

she's wearing a silk blouse with hot pants.what a wardrobe mullet!

wardrobe mullet by goompaw December 18, 2008

lower back mullet 

patch of hair on males lower back

your lower back mullet is making me horny!...NICE!

lower back mullet by mike hooter jr January 26, 2011