bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007

Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Skut Muffin

A cross between a skank and a slut.

Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

pig muffin

Term used to describe a emensly short and fat person.

Check out that pig muffin over there, she is pretty fat.

by jayandamelia January 13, 2005

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.

Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.

by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011