cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

Shawn Mendes

The hottest human alive. He's also a great singer. He's popular.

Why are you pregnant?
I saw a shirtless picture of Shawn Mendes.

by Whatsuuuup February 8, 2018

cole mendenhall

A giant asshole

i hate cole mendenhall

by SELLOUT BOY May 7, 2018

papi mendel

Papi Mendel is the founding father of America. He’s the reason why your breathing. He decided that it was time people knew about his pea plant experiments.

Wow papi Mendel is my favorite.

by Papi Mendel January 23, 2019

below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Dirty mendal

When she farts on your face and a little bit of shit gets caught between your teeth.

Hey babe you just did a dirty mendal in. E do you have a tooth pick?

by Dontdoitbecauseitoldyou February 11, 2019