Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

To Mars!

"To Mars!" is shouted as you suddenly outstretch your right arm, 45 degrees up from horizontal, with flattened hand, palm down. Not to be confused with the "Sieg Heil!" gesture, though the two are identical.

Hey Dude! Did you see Elon give the "Sieg Heil!" salute at Trump's post-inauguration rally?

No no no, bro, he was gesturing "To Mars!"

by Frustrated_Driver January 21, 2025

2 mars

The day the ugliest people are born
They are so ugly they should just stay inside

Damn you can that he ore she was born 2 mars

by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020

Mars

The most perfect person in the world.

Hey look there’s Mars, their the most perfect person in the world

by 73r0___ November 22, 2021

Mars

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking, handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect

:why are you always smiling?
:Because of my Mars

by Nygazuki March 7, 2022

Mars

Literally the coolest person to ever exist. Like, ever. He’s probably in your house right now, having consensual sex with your mother.

Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.

Mars is so hot and also sexy
I’d let Mars hold my drink at a party
I hate my wife and also kids

by probably somebody November 21, 2021

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016