make dead

V - to make someone dead is to masturbate on them, while looking at them, without them knowing, and then ejaculate on them. It only counts if you are male and they are also male, otherwise youre just being creepy. This is also called killing them. If you survive the longest without being killed, you are the winner and the game starts over.

"i totally made alex doyle dead the other day."
"yeah to make dead another person is awesome"

by cdawg116 December 16, 2008

making pasta

A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009

make out

A session of consecutive kisses. Usually lasting a duration of 5 to 10 minutes in length. Can be done anywhere. Usualy intimate.

"Yo, I saw Tom and Larry making out at that party lastnight dog."

by Treble June 17, 2003

make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

Make tea

To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.

I took a wicked dump and didn't even wipe. It's okay, I just decided to make tea instead.

by Apeortdz March 29, 2017

Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

make a spectacle

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriends eyeglasses.

"Sorry baby I didn't mean to make a spectacle."

by bmpimpin November 20, 2011