MAJOR BONES

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
by ELON MONITORS April 05, 2021
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Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on
Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !
by Gar Goyle June 30, 2024
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Major rager

someone that takes moshpits seriously all while following proper pit etiquette and still having fun. more than likely will have a ton of bruises after the fact and still mosh no matter what
Chris: did you see all those people getting carried out the pits today after it rained ?
Steve: too bad they arent major ragers like us and cant handle the pressure
by notsoiCarly August 07, 2023
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
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Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.
Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2024
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major pressa

Fine, hot, gorgeous, beautiful,

magnificent
Rebecca: oh, Heather, look it’s Niko.
Heather: He is SO Major Pressa 🤌🏻✨
by fucbrett October 17, 2021
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