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He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.
Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."
by AppleBlack June 26, 2019
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Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman
Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package
by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019
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tea mail

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.
by nemaki May 7, 2019
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e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.
The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.
by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019
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Maile

The most amazing person you will ever meet.She is funny, sweet, will always be there for you no matter what and you can tell all your secrets to her.She is normally shy but once you become best friends, she is the most loyal person ever.Don't ever try to upset or make a Maile mad because they already have trust issues and may cause them to commit self harm when you don't even know it.Mailes hate some people(Specificly hate the name DEVON) If you don't treat them right.
Maile.
by A tea group member October 15, 2019
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Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.
Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.
by adasny March 23, 2018
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Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020
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