She-mail

An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.

Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful

by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021

It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.

Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.

by g00mba August 09, 2018

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas September 10, 2017

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

mailed it in

work or perform in a perfunctory or unenthusiastic manner.

"on a team that otherwise mailed it in, she played this game hard"

by Arminkshipper January 20, 2025