A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.
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by dracy basey October 21, 2010
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ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D
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by JesusChristItsTommy January 1, 2010
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